May 31, 2010

I thought instead of actually thinking of something to write this weekend, I'd just write down various things everyone has said over the past few days.

Josh: everyone shut up

Jocelyn: I hate shutting up

<watching opening to the 2nd Transformers movie, which starts with "Earth, Birthplace...>

Jocelyn: hahahaha birthplace

Jesse: hahahahaha

Josh is in the garage getting something from the freezer, hears breaking glass.  As he high tails it back in:

Jocelyn: FREEZE!  NOBODY MOVE!  Ok, everyone out of the kitchen.

Jesse broke yet another glass when kicking a ball in the house, the martini glass Josh JUST bought to replace the one Jesse broke last week

me: Jesse, we told you no kicking balls in the house!  you broke daddy's glass and made him sad

Jesse: it's ok mommy, we have lots of glasses, I'll go get him another one (runs off)

me: hits forehead with palm

Jocelyn: can we go to the animal shelter and bring home a pet so I'll never be alone?

me: when are you ever alone?

Jocelyn: stares at me, then changes subject

Jesse: whatcha doing?

me: I'm going to take a bath

Jesse: can I take a bath with you?

me: no

Jesse: please?

me: no

Jesse: pleeeeeeeease

me: no

Jesse: mommy, please means you say yes, let's try again.  whatcha doing?

Jesse was making faces at us through a window

me: he thinks he's so funny

Josh: he thinks he's funny like you think you're smart

me: I know I'm smart

Josh: exactly.  that kid's hilarious.

Josh to Jesse: hey goofy

Jesse: you're goofy

Timothy to Josh: need an ice pack for that burn?

Timothy, on Friday: 1 week until my birthday

Timothy, on Saturday: less than one week until my birthday!

Timothy, on Sunday: it's my birthday week!

Timothy, on Monday: 4 days until my birthday!

Josh, lying in bed Friday morning.  Jocelyn and Jesse and giggling together under my blanket.

Josh, lifting blanket: what are you guys doing?

Jocelyn: we're p-tending we're twins in mommy's tummy

Jesse and Jocelyn were both naked waiting to take a bath

Jesse to Jocelyn: hey, we don't match

Josh: Jesse, I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10, what number do you want?

Jesse: Jocelyn's

Josh: no, there's a number in my head between 1 and 10, what is it?

Jesse, looking up: I can't see it